"I didn't mean anything personal by leaving you, Daughter," All Might told me. "Are you sure you don't want me to adopt you back though?"

"I KEEP MY IDEALS—" I nearly began to sing, but stopped myself because that was breaking the fourth wall.

Mr. Aizawa placed a hand on my head. A head pat. "Sorry, Symbol of Scum. But you're not getting her back. You made the decision to leave her."

"Man, you abandon your daughter once and everyone hates you."

"You don't say."

I facepalmed. I was surrounded by people who shared braincells with rocks (no offence, Eijiro). However, that's when it occurred to me.

I never had the chance to sing.

"Alright, guys. It's my turn to do some karaoke," I randomly said, walking up stage.

"Why do I hear boss music?" asked Denki.

"Someone throw me a mic!" I called.

Katsuki lifted up Present Mic and lunged him in my direction, but I dodged. "NOT THAT MIC!!!"

So, I caught an actual microphone this time. I summoned a few Mario Toads by my side, stood tall, faced the audience and heard a familiar tune start while Present Mic said,

"In five, four, three, two. . ."

I belted out, 'I KNOW, YOU SEE, SOMEHOW THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOR ME AND BE SO WONDERFUL~'

All the hot anime boys we know and love joined me. They became my backup dancers and started doing the Macarena. I fell back like a graceful swan and landed in their arms whilst singing.

'LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR, I KNOW SOMESHOW WE'RE GONNA GET THERE AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL~'

They pushed me back up and I jumped into the arms of Denki as we both screamed together, 'IT'S ALL FOR REAAAALLLLL—'

'I'M TELLING YOU JUST HOW I FEEL!!!' All Might interrupted without warning. Cringe.

So, Denki spun me around and we both got really dizzy—which made me fall out of his arms and on the floor. But even still, I sang.

'SO, WAKE UP THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION – IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE!'

Then something horrible happened (of course). I accidentally spawned a thousand SpongeBob's which all piled on stage and flooded the building like a Mentos being thrown in a Coca-Cola. I heard the screams of all my friends and my nephew and my two dads. My power had gotten out of control again!

"OH NO, IS EVERYONE OKAY—MMPFH!" My words were muffled by the rising SpongeBob's, and I could hardly even scream at this point. My vision was covered by whatever the heck memes were made of.

"TRY TO CONTROL YOUR QUIRK!! GET RID OF—GAH!" Hitoshi's voice was drowned out as we all rose to the ceiling. Now, I was becoming even more scared! I COULDN'T CONTROL IT!!!

"I CAN'T! THEY'RE TAKING OVER ME!" I cried, desperately trying to claw my way out of the ocean of memes. It wasn't just SpongeBob now—it was all. From Tide Pods to Mike Wazowski.

That's when I blacked out. My body was tired from spawning so much insanity.

🥪🥪🥪

I woke up—but something was different.

My surroundings. It was dark, abandoned, and scary. I looked around to see that I was in some kind of dimly-lit pub area (considering there were a bunch of fancy bottles stacked behind a counter).

So, I said, "Wow, is this Chuck E. Cheese?"

"No, this is our hangout," spoke an eerie voice. Out from the shadows came a dude with a black hole for a head. "My name is Kurogiri—and we have been observing you and your Quirk for a long time~"

"CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE EVER?"

"No, you're the one who clicked on this story—Ahem, I mean, no." Kurogiri then sat down. "However, I think it's about time you met some people. . ."

"Ronald McDonald?"

"NO—Ahem, I mean no." Kurogiri then stood up, gesturing to a door. I glanced over at it and it opened—revealing a gang of homeless-looking teenagers.

"AHAHAHA!!! A NEW GIRL~?" This wacky chick who looked my age ran up to me at full speed, and stopped in her tracks when she got close enough—which was really close. Too much for my liking. She shoved her face which had a demented smile in front of mine, and examined my features. "Wow, you're pretty~ I suppose we could have a ton of makeovers!" She creepily giggled, twirling her ratty pigtails.

"OH, NO—YOU CAN TAKE MY QUIRK, AND MY SOUL EVEN. BUT YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY GOOD LOOKS!" I shouted pathetically, not even caring at this point.

She then pulled up a butter knife and made a quizzical expression. "Hmm. . .I wonder how much length of hair I should cut off you~!"

"KATSUKI!!! SHOUTO!!! EIJIRO!!!"

"Toga, lay off," said a voice I knew. She obeyed.

"The heck? Is that you, Deku?" I wondered.

It was. He approached me, now ensembled in a villainous-looking suit with a vest and all. And he even got his tie right! To be totally honest, he looked kind of hot for once. But I couldn't let him know that. Anyway, he had a thumb under the hem of his glove, which he snapped back in place. It gave off quite a diabolical vibe.

"Like what you see, peaches?" he asked.

"Stop calling people peaches. We're not New Yorkers," Dabi interrupted.

"At least I'm not named after the Dab."

"Look here, you bush-headed—"

"Alright, alright. You two stop," said Tomura. I didn't know my nephew was in a gang as well.

So, I questioned, "Who are you guys? Is this a cult? I mean, I know Tomura, Dabi, and Deku here. But I don't know who asylum-patient Barbie and blackhole boy are."

"Did you just call me a Barbie that escaped from a mental hospital, girly!?" She whipped out her kitchen knife and pointed it toward me in a threatening manner. "Well, my name is Toga~"

"Why are you named after a dress that dudes used to wear in ancient Rome?" I taunted, not even fearing for my life at this point.

She flashed her monstrous teeth in a grin. "One more word out of you and you'll regret it~"

"Word."

Just before she tried maiming me, Dabi held her back. "Enough fighting, ladies."

"Why am I still here? Just to suffer?"

"We want you to join the League of Villains," Deku said to me, holding out his hand dramatically. "Become evil—it's so much easier. And we get what we want—like unbroken McDonald's ice cream machines. We have one in the back and it's superb."

I smirked. "You may have your McDonald's ice cream machine. . .but do you have what truly matters? The most important of all?"

"What? Love? Friendship? Integrity?" he sniggered.

"No, HAWT ANIME BOIZ—"

"IS THAT ALL THIS CHICK EVER THINKS ABOUT!?" Kurogiri snapped.

"Then why don't you just rot in a cell with them!?" Toga cackled. She suddenly opened a door and kicked me through it.

I heard it slam shut behind me. Once my eyes opened, I saw Katsuki, Shouto, Hitoshi, Hanta, and Eijiro surrounding me. Where was Denki?

"(Y/N)!!" They all shouted in unison, now hugging me. I was surprised. Why were they all here locked up!?

"Guys!" I smiled. "Why are you all here!?"

Shouto explained, "Well, after we spent four hours fishing you out of the meme trash—"

"I was the one who found you, not these knuckleheads, by the way."

"Thank you for that, Bakugou," sneered Shouto. "Anyway, as I was saying—"

Katsuki cut him off once again. "In a nutshell, moldy-hair Deku blabbed to his dumb villain cult our location and we got kidnapped by a bunch of guys in a white van."

"To be honest, it's not that bad here," Hitoshi admitted. "My parents make me sleep in the doghouse so this cell is an upgrade." He then took a bite out of his sandwich which had a mysterious green substance in between the bread.

"Uhh, whatcha eating?" I wondered.

He looked at it. "I don't know. I think it's relish made by kids in juvie or something."

"How would you know it's made by kids in juvie?" Katsuki asked.

"How would YOU not know?" Hitoshi insulted, causing blasty boy to lose his temper and start exploding.

"YOU GO TO JUVIE THREE TIMES AND NO ONE FORGETS IT-"

"Katsuki! Remember your breathing exercises," I reminded him. "Try some yoga too!"

"I DON'T WANNA DO ANY DANG YOGA."

"DO THE YOGA, BAKUGOU," Eijiro intervened.

"MY MOM MAKES ME DO YOGA AND I REFUSE—"

Eijiro rose up and started stomping on Katsuki, and Hitoshi joined in for the heck of it. I'm pretty sure stomping on people wasn't how yoga went.

"GUYS, THIS ISN'T HELPING CALM HIM DOWN!" I shouted over their bickering.

That's when the door opened. It was Deku. "What is all the commotion!? STOP YELL—"

"TACKLE HIM!!! THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE THIS MICROWAVE OF A ROOM!" Katsuki screamed at everyone.

We all did as he said, and frankly, I was just following everyone else because I had no idea what was happening. All I knew was we were stampeding over poor Deku and this might have been our one chance to get out of here.

"THEY'RE ESCAPING! GET'EM!" Tomura rasped out.

Eijiro hardened his arms and busted through a window, but I don't think he knew that we were two stories high. All I heard was a big thud three seconds later.

"I'M GOOD," he painfully groaned out loud.

I shook my head. But all of the sudden—I felt myself get tackled down. I hit the floor with a sharp wince. I opened my eyes and saw Toga toppling my figure with a vampiric expression on her face. I almost felt like I was in Twilight for a split second.

"Think you're so sneaky~!? Ahaha! Well you have another thing coming!" She attempted to lodge her butter knife in my body, but Hanta stopped her by wrapping his tape around the weapon and yanking it away. Toga snarled and I victoriously laughed. So, I kneed her in the stomach and flipped myself onto my feet.

"That was a good one!" Hanta complimented me.

"You really saved me though!" I exchanged.

But our conversation only lasted for a few seconds because the worst happened (again) after that. Kurogiri popped up and activated his Quirk for the first time. It was a warping Quirk apparently. How convenient.

I felt the floor underneath me disappear and my figure dropped. I heard Hanta's screaming fade away as he fell through a different hole than mine. When I transported through, I saw that I was plummeting from the sky and into a city I had never been to before. Luckily, I wasn't that far up so I landed in a nice tree.

"OOF." I gripped onto the branch I happened to snag and just died inside. So much has happened and it was all in one night. The sun was just now rising. Why was everything going so horribly? When I jumped down, I saw another portal appear. Out from it came Katsuki, but he gracefully landed on his feet because it was closer to the ground this time.

"Katsuki, how did we—"

"I—I have NO idea," he answered. He then looked down at his hand which was had something in it. "Whose relish sandwich is this!?"

We were doomed.

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This is the most random thing I've ever written