MY FRIEND HELPED ME WITH THIS CHAPTER AND IM WHEEZING ITS SO RANDOM

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As I started to wake up, my blurry surroundings began to sharpen. In front of me, was like, ten hot anime boys.

"(Y/N)!!" Shouto called out to me. I stared up to see him looking down on me, with his multicolored hair falling around his face. He looked so insanely drop-dead gorgeous; I could barely even function right now. Also, his scent was an earthy mixture of rosewood, patchouli, and daddy issues. "(Y/N). . .are you okay~?" he asked me with a lilt.

"Maybe if you got out of her face with all that junk you spray on—she'd be able to breathe," Hitoshi retorted in a monotone.

"Wha-what happened. . .?" I questioned them, scanning my surroundings. What I saw terrified me.

Splashes of neon yellow filled the walls, and dyed into the furniture. This was because of the SpongeBob stampede—they absorbed into the nearest inanimate thing they could find.

"OH—OH MY GOSH!!" I cried. "I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to—"

"Hee-hee," Shouto giggled like Michael Jackson. "It's quite alright, (Y/N). Besides, Bakugou is the one who has to clean it all up before his parents return."

"I HATE YOU ALL!!!" screeched Katsuki. He was currently scrubbing down the walls with bleach. "Except you, (Y/N). You're an angel."

". . .Alright."

"Anyway, what happened with you?" asked Denki. "Your power like, spiraled out of control."

I looked down at my hands like I was Queen Elsa or something. "I. . .I don't know. . .but it's like, I'm a monster or something—"

"HEY—look, you're not a monster. Don't call yourself that. If there's one thing I know, don't assume what you are because of your Quirk," said Hitoshi. "I, out of all people, know exactly how that feels. . ."

Woah, he's mysterious. I should have kissed him instead of Katsuki.

"I'm not taking advice from the boy who hasn't slept in five years," Katsuki scoffed.

"I know what will make everyone feel better," Denki smiled. "GUMMY BEAR MYSTERY SODA!"

What in the world was that?

Denki brought something out of the kitchen, which looked like a large gallon of. . .rainbow liquid?

"This was like, extremely hard to find. Like harder than playing NES Super Mario Bros. with three lives, and not having a save button."

Tenya said, "Well, Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks had some really hard puzzles."

"Wait. . .you mean the blonde elf boy, Zelda, with pierced ears?"

"OMG, YOU MEAN THE SHIRTLESS GUY IN AIR OF THE WILD???" Mina beamed.

Tenya's tic triggered, as he began violently chopping the air. "THIS IS DIRESPECTLFUL TO PRINCESS ZELDA. SHE BOUND HER SOUL TO DEFEAT GANONDORF FOR ONE-HUNDRED YEARS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HER???"

Mina commented, "I thought the elf boy was the one sleeping for a hundred years. That game was hard. I woke up, picked up a stick, got wacked by a walking pig, and then got sniped by a trash can. Then I couldn't figure out how to escape the area so I free-fell off the cliff trying to get to the castle, and splatted on the ground and it said game over. So, I cried."

"You're supposed to talk to the old man so he gives you the paraglider!!!" Tenya roared while chopping the air a bit more.

Mina was confused. "Wait, what old man?"

Tenya screeched violently, while slicing the air.

"Calm down, donkey boy. All you need is a hammer to beat the Gorilla Kong with all that chopping action," Denki quipped.

"What's a Gorilla Kong—?" I asked.

Denki said, "You know that monkey Loki battled in the jungle, and then he fell in love with Captain Marvel? And they killed off Nick Fury. And then they wacked off Sulley from Monsters, Inc.?"

Momo corrected, "Don't you mean Tom Hiddleston in Kong: Skull Island?"

"No! It's the monkey Olaf defeated at the end of Pixels," Izuku explained.

"No, Olaf didn't defeat him. He was making out with Q-Bert at the time, remember?" Shouto joined in.

"Oh, yeah. Then Q-Bert became homeless in that movie about the guy with the big hands and the Jojo Siwa candy girl."

Denki shouted, "NO! I WAS TALKING ABOUT DONKEY KONG!!"

"You mean Donkey Kong from Shrek?"

"All of you shut up," Katsuki ordered. "I don't want another pop culture reference out of any of you. Also, stop talking about that girly elf boy."

"Eh, whatever. Well, here's a cup of gummy bear mystery soda if ya want it!" Denki handed us all a cup. I took mine and sneered.

After that randomness, Mina suggested something. "OMG, GUYS—LET'S PLAY A GAME!!"

"What kind?"

With a conniving smirk, she suggested, "Truth. . .or Dumbledare~"

A sweat drop appeared on us all. But how bad could this be? We were a perfectly sane and rational group.

So, we all sat crisscross-applesauce in a circle. Mina had the first turn, and we all grew nervous to who she would pick first.

"Alright. . .TENYA!!" she beamed. "Truth or Dumbledare~?"

Tenya rolled his eyes. He then chopped the air again. "This. Is. Very. Immature. And. I. Think. Someone. Else. Should. Go. Inste—"

"TRUTH OR DUMBLEDARE!?!?!?"

"FINE—TRUTH!" he gave in.

Mina rubbed her hands together. "Alright~ So. . .is it true that you're a Brony?"

Tenya sighed. "NO, MY BROTHER IS A BRONY. NOT ME—WHY DOES EVERYONE CONFUSE THAT!?"

I let out a small giggle.

But little did I know—was that this would soon turn into the worst night of my life.

"Alright, Katsuki. Truth or Dumbledare?"

"Dumbledare, wimp," he chose.

"Alright. . ." Hanta thought about it. "Everything you say for the rest of the game has to rhyme."

Katsuki screamed inside. "Pfft, okay. This is child's play."

Eijiro choked on this weird rainbow beverage, when he heard him say that.

Now, it was Katsuki's turn. "Hmmm. . .should I pick the one with low self-esteem?" he pointed to Izuku. "Or the one with the meme?" That was obviously me.

"I choose stupid Deku. Truth or Dumbledare?" Once he realized he didn't say a rhyme, he made a quick recovery. "If this game doesn't end in the next five minutes, I swear—"

"Truth!" Deku laughed.

Katsuki thought about how he should word this. "Tell us the biggest secret you know. The other day in social studies, I learned about the Gulf of Mexico."

Weird flex but okay.

Without even thinking, Izuku said, "Well, uh, All Might is (Y/N)'s father!" After a few seconds, he closed his mouth, aware of what he had just said.

I froze in place. My eyes went big with shock.

Eijiro spat out his drink. "LEAPIN' LIZARDS—"

"SQUAWK!?!?!" Fumikage confusedly squawked.

"WAIT—THAT WAS A SECRET!! I DIDN'T MEANT TO—" Izuku frantically waved his hands back and forth.

"Midoriya, how could you keep such a destructive secret away from (Y/N)?" wondered Hitoshi. He put an arm around me and comforted me. I held onto his jacket and cried for the sixteenth time today.

"YOU KNEW TOO!!" Izuku admitted.

Wait, Hitoshi knew too!?

"Why should she believe someone who kept the biggest secret in the world away from her!?" Hitoshi defended.

"I knew she was his secret love-child—" Shouto said underneath his breath.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!" I cried. Standing up, I wiped my smeared mascara off my face (again) and headed for the door. I had that same feeling where my power was spiraling out of control. Because of this, I left a trail of Sans and Shaggy behind me.

"(Y/N)! Don't leave!!" Eijiro shouted. "Aw. . ."

I found myself in a dark parking lot, just sitting on a bench and sobbing literal tears. I couldn't believe. . . All Might was my father. That's why he was acting so wack around me. But the fact he was my teacher too! Wait, does this mean I'd get good grades?

I needed comfort, so I spawned Danny DeVito.

"Ah, wazzit, kid?" he asked, looking at me.

"D-Danny. . .everything is going so wrong. I c-can't decide who the best kisser is. . .or my soulmate! And it turns out, All Might is my father. . ." I wiped my eyes. "Give me your wisdom, please."

Danny DeVito patted my shoulder. "Lemme give you some advice, kid. Hear me out." He sat down with me. "Once I had a roommate who was a frog kid. Ya ever see a frog kid?"

I slowly shook my head.

"Well, that frog kid turned out to be Tsu's pop."

"H-Her father. . .?"

Danny DeVito nodded. "Yup. We used to be pals—but then he left cuz he found true love."

"R-Really, Danny? Was it with Piggy?"

"Yeah. Ya know what I did, though? Instead of cryin' over it like a whiney baby—I became a man."

I smiled sadly. "Thank you so much, Danny. You always know what to do. . ."

"Eh, anytime, kid." He then stood up.

Around that same time, Denki approached us. When he saw Danny DeVito, he squealed, "OH MY GOSH, DANNY DEVITO! I LOVE YOUR WORK!"

Danny DeVito screeched and ran like it was the Jojo Siwa apocalypse or something.

Gazing up at Denki, I spoke, "Wha. . .what are you doing here?"

He turned to me. "I noticed you looked sad, so I came here to see if you were okay."

I blushed. "Thank you."

"Heh, no problem." He grinned. "Also, I have a bit of a confession."

I became interested. "Oh?"

"Well, I—"

"MwAhahHAH~ it seems I hAve FouND yoU again," echoed a familiar voice.

What the heck? Could this night get any weirder?

"I tHINk You ShouLd KNoW OF mE—wE mEt IN tHE wOODs~"

It was the same person from that eerie forest. . . .

When the person ascended from the shadows, I took one look and saw that it was. . .this guy with multiple bluish hands latched across his arms and on his head. He looked very scary. But what he said next was even scarier.

"You're my aunt. And I heard you're immune to my powers. Wanna try it out? Just let me touch you."