Fairy tail nobles being asses to eachother

Jack: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Jack & Pluto: One, two, three-
Jack & Pluto: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Jaylen: Our turn, Oliver ! One, two, three-
Jaylen: Vanilla!
Oliver : I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

*Jaylen is being held back by Pluto and Jack*
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Jack: So Pluto was just using me?
Oliver : I’m sorry, Jack.
Jaylen, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Jack:
Oliver : Ok, that’s a time-out.
Jaylen: No, I was just trying to-
Oliver : Go sit over there!
Jaylen: *walks away in defeat*

*Jaylen was on the fridge while Pluto watches them cause she won the bet*
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Jaylen: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Jaylen: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Pluto: Uh... what's up with them?
Jack: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Jaylen: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Oliver , crying: It's working.

*all of them pat Oliver on his back*
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God trio

*Ella is telling a story*
Ulra: Wow, Ella, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Axel: Romance?
Ulra: I have a crush on them.

*Axel bangs his head on a wall*
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Ulra & Ella: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Axel: What?!
Ulra & Ella: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

*confused March baby sounds*
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Axel, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Ella: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Axel: Ohhhh-
Ulra: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

*the two of them to run out*
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Ulra: Your lab is in the bathroom?
Ella: Axel says this is the perfect place for my work. I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

*Ulra pats Ella on the back*
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Angels vs Devils

Sal: What do we think of Leilin?
*pause*
Lyra: *sighs* Nice pal.
Carcy: I think they're gay.

*Leilin is being held back by Sal*
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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Carcy: Rude.
Lyra: That's fair.
Leilin: Not again.
Sal: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

*all of them panicking cause the child got stabbed and god might be mad*
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Sal: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Lyra: Five second rule!
Leilin: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Carcy: *Sobs on the floor*

*they comfort Carcy*
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Lyra: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Sal: You left me, Leilin, and Carcy in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Lyra: I did that on purpose, try again.

*Lyra proceeds to get tackled*
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Lyra: Where the devil is Leilin?
Carcy: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Sal: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

*Leilin was locked outside by Sal*
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Furry squad

Nylo: You know what I learned from my friendship with Leonardo ?
Jayden: There’s no such thing as too mean?
Leanie: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Jay: Always hold a grudge?

*Leonardo gives them glares*
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Jayden: What’s something you guys are better than Leanie at?
Leonardo : Mario Kart.
Jay: Yeah, video games.
Nylo: Emotional vulnerability.

*leanie flips them off*
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Jayden: Leanie is late again.
Nylo: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Leonardo : I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Jay: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Jayden: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Leanie bursts through the door*
Leanie: WHAT TIME IS IT?

*crying dog noises*
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Leonardo : What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Jayden: IT.
Nylo: Annabelle.
Leanie : Paranormal Activity.
Jay: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

*back in high-school Jay would flinch at everyone that sung*
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Leonardo : If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Jay : Maybe a bit tipsy?
Nylo: Drunk.
Jayden: Wasted.
Leanie: Dead.

*Leonardo proceeds to ban alcohol in the house*
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Everyone stopped what they were doing and heard the speakers go off

"745 Words have been written"