Okay, here's what happened:

Keys:
Geno Rose: me//they grey sinner
Epic!God-xeno: the green sinner
Wolf hunter: a new friendo
Tv-guy: awesome Australian friend

Ok, so We we're all screwing around on dragons online, when Tv suddenly said "is it bad that my mums teaching me how to do kitting?" And I knew he meant knitting, but fudge it, we decided to be idiots.

And that, my friend, was the story of the cat baby.