Me: *shooing the same fly away for 5 minutes and gets angry* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! *goes to fetch insect killer*

Ashley: *starts laughing at me*

Me: *comes back and waits for the fly to land on me again*

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The fly didn't come back :/

Also

Happy New Year!