Me: *watches TV, ignoring what everyone is saying*

Ashley: *farted* Ah, Roxi, did you hear that?

Roxi: Yes, it was you!

Ashley: No, it was Gideon!

Gideon: Yes, because my farts smell like roses. Roxi, do you smell the roses?

Alex: No, that's why it was your fart!
*taps me on the shoulder*
POST THAT ON WATTPAD

Me: What happened?

Ashley: *retells the whole conversation*

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