Blue Moon is our horse btw

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Gideon: Blue Moon tried to kick me today

Mom: Were you standing in front of the gate?

Gideon: No, but good thing he missed me. Things wouldn't have ended well for him. I would've broken his bones

Mom: You hurt my horse and you die! *evil laugh*

Gideon: Don't worry, I won't come second to him

Mom: Not him, me. I'll kill you if you hurt my horse

Gideon: Your horse needs to become smarter

Mom: Okay, I will have a word with him later *pretends to talk to imaginary horse* Blue Moon, you need to be smarter!

Me: 😐

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