This boy in my class was sentencing my table mate and I to different deaths. Some of my personal favorites are:

Death by being thrown off of the Grand Canyon; death by screaming children; death by endless hole and you end up stuck in a time loop so you replay this moment and falling into the endless hole over and over; death by Deadpool; death by a firing squad firing at your eyeballs; death by having a metal plate put on your head and being slingshotted between the floor and a huge magnet over and over