I'm not the only clarinet but I don't know how the other clarinet reacted...

Director: Now, this is a clarinet and bass clarinet solo. But we don't have a bass clarinet.

Me: *nod*

Director: And the baritone and horn would play here, too...we don't have those either.

Me: *sighs*

Director: And a tuba, but she's not here...

Me: *groans*

Director: And a snare drum but he's gone.::

Me: *facepalms*