lh6999 : Isabel's my side ho.

A little while later...

lh6999 : *crouching beside Girl 2* Isabel, I've got a new one!

Me: Why do you have so many hoes?!

lh6999 : You're right. [Girl 2], I'm breaking up with you.

Friend 2: WHAT?!?!

Me: Yay!

lh6999 : It's not you, it's Isabel.

Friend 2: But I'm the blond one!

lh6999 : Us blonds have gotta stick together.

Me: Then why did you break up with her for me...?

lh6999 : Shut up, Isabel, no one likes you.