Boy: [Girl] looks like a guinea pig, so...

Teacher: No, she does not! Guinea pigs are cute.
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Girl 1: My grandpa was like, "We should make a coat out of your chinchilla when it dies."

Girl 2: *looking at pictures of guinea pigs* Ew! Who would want to eat a guinea pig?

Girl 1: Who would want to skin a chinchilla?

Girl 2: Your chinchilla peed on me!