A boy that nobody at my table likes - especially me - kept sitting on the empty bench at our table without socializing with any of us.

Friend 1: He's coming back!

Me: *shoves her onto the empty bench* SIT HERE WOMAN

Friend 2: *sits next to Friend 1*

Friend 3: *stretches out to take up two and a half seats*

Boy: *stands awkwardly*

My entire table except for one very confused dude: *laughs so hard we start crying*

All of this took place in the span of maybe five seconds without any planning or organization. I love my table...