If you don't know what MAPS testing are, feel very, very lucky...

Teacher: Get out your Chromebooks. We're finishing up MAPS today.

Me: *doesn't get out Chromebook*

Boy: Are you done with MAPS testing? What did you get?

Me. *leaning back in chair* 259.

Boy: 250?

Me: *tossing an arm over my face* 9.

Boy: Holy shit.

Me: *shrugs*