Here are a few highlights from today's GSA meeting...

Girl 1: *writes her name*

Girl 2: *makes two letters into a penis*

Girl 1: You always turn everything into dicks.

Girl 2: You can turn anything into dicks.
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Girl: My parents are like, "All your white friends look the same," and I'm like, "Dad, you're white."
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Girl 1: I want to sleep.

Girl 2: I want to die.

Me: This just got real.
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Girl 1: *pointing at a strange object* What is that?

Girl 2: I think it's a smoke alarm.

Girl 3: Someone start a fire.