Twins
This came after my mother and I had a discussion about twins and how there is a legitimate way that you can be guaranteed to give birth to twins.
Me: Ooh! I have an idea!
Mom: I'm kind of scared.
Me: You should be. It's really bad. So, I get pregnant with the unethical twin thing and then they remove the twin eggs and grow them in a laboratory!
Mom: Um...
Me: Ooh! Is there any way to make a sheep-baby hybrid??
Mom: By the time you have children, there probably will be on the black market.
Me: So I'm going to have -
Mom: Illegal sheep children.
Me: And I'll name them Dolly! Both of them Dolly.
Mom: Dolly 1 and Dolly 2.
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