Me: *trying to speak in Spanish to my mother*

Mom: *drips burning liquid on her hand*

Me: *tries again*

Mom: *burns tongue*

Me: ¡Hola, me llamo Isabel! ¿Como estas?

Mom: Mmm mmmm mmm!!

Me: Así así.

Me: I'm pretending you said, "Bien, y tu?"

Mom: I said "My tongue-o is burned-o!"

Me: MOM

Mom: IM SORRY

Me: THATS SO RASCIST

Mom: I KNOW

Mom: *bites her cheek*