There's a boy in my grade that my friends and I refer to as the meme lord. I'll be calling him Dylan in this chapter.

My brother: I'm gonna be a meme lord!

Me: Nope - Dylan's the meme lord.

My brother: Then I shall throw him into a pit of outdated memes!

Me: YOU FOOL! That will only make him stronger!

My brother: Outdated memes? But how...?

Me: If he were to find a way to use them to escape, it would mean eternal power for him!

Mom: *sighs* Guess we'll just have to shoot him.

Me: MOM