We're watching the Goosebumps movie. Here are some highlights...

Slappy: *appears onscreen*

Brother: NOPE nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Gnomes: *appear onscreen*

Me: They're so cute!

Gnomes: *throw a knife at the main characters' heads*

Me: They're even cuter!
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Slappy: *is sitting in front of the police*

Brother and me: Shoot him. Shoot him. Just shoot him.

Dad: I woulda pegged that thing already.
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Mysterious hands: *close creepily around a grave*

Me: 🎶This is why you never walk through a graveyard when you're in a horror movie.🎶
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Slappy: *makes a creepy face*

Me: I want to shoot him in the face SO BAD.