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Dog: *throws up behind couch*

Me: I think the dog barfed.

Mom: What?!

Me: I think the dog just barfed.

Mom: *stands up and rounds the couch* OH GOOD GOD

Me: What?!

Mom: YES HE DID

Me: Lemme see!

Me: *rounds couch*

Me: *sees huge mound of vomit* OH - OH - OH THAT IS DISGUSTING. OH SWEET JESUS

Dad: *walking upstairs*What's happening?

Dad: OH SWEET JESUS

Five minutes later...

Dog: *begs for food*