Highlights of our dinner out.

ash_117 : *talking about a folded piece of paper* Feel the ruffle. Taste the ruffle. Suffer indigestion from the ruffle.
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ash_117 : *seductively* Meow. I'm a cat. Meow.
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Me: Can you eat another donut roll?

ash_117 : I'll think about it. Facebook status changed to "It's complicated with donut rolls."

Me: Dad, does he have to eat another?

Dad: Yes.

ash_117 : Changed Facebook status to, "In a relationship with donut rolls."