I was just at a custard shop with my friend and my little brother. Here are some...highlights?

Brother: *trying to get a bite of my custard* GIMME!!

Me: *valiantly fighting him off* FIRST YOU STEAL DORITOS FROM A FIVE YEAR OLD AND THEN YOU TRY TO STEAL CUSTARD FROM YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
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Brother: *taps my head with a spoon* Go die in a hole!
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Friend: *to my brother* Swiggity swank, your memes ain't dank.