My parents didn't allow my brother to buy a chocolate croissant and this is him being UTTERLY INSUFFERABLE about it for the next TEN MINUTES.

ash_117 : My mouth is filled with the terrible taste of not-croissant.
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ash_117 : There is a hole in my stomach. It's shaped kind of like a chocolate croissant.
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ash_117 : You look angry. You should eat a chocolate croissant.
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ash_117 : *turns to father* Do you like croissants?

Father: *ignores him*