Dad: *sniffs wine*

ash_117 : What are you doing?

Dad: Smelling it! That's what you do! *holds it up to my nose*

Me: *sniffing* Smells like wine. Smells like grapes.

ash_117 : How do you know what wine smells like, Isabel?!
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Dad: I've been having beer and hard liquor.

ash_117 : Same.