ash_117 rode a scooter on our family walk. It was eventful.

ash_117 : Heck you, I'm Mr. Cool.
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ash_117 : *runs scooter into a grate*
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Me: This is like the culmination of years of hard drugs.
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Mom: It's not COOL to be mean!

Me: Yeah, Mr. Cool.

ash_117 : Shut up, NERD.
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ash_117 : You can't take away Mr. Cool's scoot!

Mom: Then Mr. Cool needs to use his scoot more intelligently.