*the new Florida-Georgia Line song comes on*

Dad: YEEHAW!

Me: I knew you were going to make a comment. Don't worry, it gets less country.

*Bebe Rexha (or however you spell her name) starts singing*

Me: See?! She's still talking about country themes, but...

Dad: *singing in a twangy voice* My truck won't start and my dog died and my wife left me for the pig.

Me: This isn't Alabama, Dad, they're from Florida and Georgia!

Dad: And my cousin broke up with me for my brother.

Me: THIS ISNT ALABAMA