Cousin: Star light, star bright, second star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight.

Me: I don't think you can wish on a second star. That's just cheating the universe.
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Cousin: Star light, star bright, first airplane I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight.

Me: What the heck.
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Cousin: There. I made my wishes. And none of them will ever come true because the stars are already dead.

Me: You're wishing on their light.

Cousin: I'm wishing on their death.

Me: That's fine. We are made of dead stars. We are wishing on ourselves. The only people who can make our dreams come true are us.

Cousin: DUDE WRITE A BOOK

Me: I HAVE