Cousin: *holds up a bar of soap named "Sex Machine"*

Aunt: Ooh! Let me smell "Sex Machine!"

Cousin: *handing it over* It actually smells good.

Aunt: *smelling* Mm. I might get that for your dad.

Cousin: *looks horrified*
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Cousin: *looking at "Sex Machine"* I feel uncomfortable.

Aunt: Then step away from the "Sex Machine!"

Man with a baby in stroller: *backs away from us*