My father and I were shopping for my mom for Mother's Day.

Dad: Ooh! We could buy her a jar of mayonnaise!

Me: WE CANNOT BUY MOM A JAR OF MAYONNAISE FOR MOTHER'S DAY

Dad: But she likes mayo!

Me: DAD

A few minutes later...

Dad: Ooh! A zucchini!

Me: WE ARE NOT BUYING A ZUCCHINI FOR MOM