Dad: *to Mom* Have you ever seen "Ghost?"

Mom: *shakes her head*

Dad: Really? Every girl I ever knew made me watch that movie! Before you, that is.

Mom: So how many hundreds of times did you see it, then?

Man: Trap! Trap!

Dad: I mean...once. When I was ten.

30 minutes later...

Dad: *talking to you* My advice to you: don't hike in the Redwoods forest after breaking your ankle.

Mom: And forgetting your air boot in the car.

Me: Why would you do that?!

Dad: There was a girl...

Man: The same girl from the "Ghost" story.

Dad:*glancing at Mom* Yeah, yeah! The one girl.