Ok, let me tell you a crazy story. You probably won't believe me because of how crazy it is. So let's start with the beginning...

Sunday,  March 17th 2019
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I was tired. Very tired. And yet, I could NOT fall asleep. So, I started writing in my TMNT truth or dare book! Then I heard some weird sound. I looked up from my iPad to see... a pink portal?... 'What. The. Heck.' I thought. Suddenly, these robot guys came in! Wait a sec...they look like...THE KRAANG!! Ew!! When they're realistic, they look like chewed up bubblegum squished into a robot suit! Which is basically what they are, now that I think of it... "Come with us the one known as Author" one of them said. I literally just stood there, frozen. Then another one grabbed my arm and started dragging me towards the portal. Rude! But I was to poop my pants by now, so I just shakily walked alongside the Kraang. Listen, I'm an introvert. I can't even talk to a cashier! How am I supposed to tell a Kraang to let me go?! And if I just tried to run away, they'd shoot me! I don't wanna get shot!! When I stepped in the portal, I felt like I was going to throw up the tacos I ate earlier that night. Hey, I've never been in a portal before, so I wasn't used to it. In a couple of seconds, I was in a Kraang facility.

It looked like the one in the TMNT episode Rise Of the Turtles pt. 2! "You will stay here until the one known as Kraang comes to get the one known as Author" the Kraang grabbing me said and threw me into the cell thing April was trapped in. Double rude! Then it shut the door. Juuust great. Now I'm stuck in a Kraang facility with my pyjamas on. That's right, I had my PYJAMAS on. Very. Embarrassing. Well, I didn't know I was gonna be visited by the Kraang at 3:00am! My hair was also kinda messy, but not really. I kinda just sat there on the floor until the door opened again. There was another Kraang standing there. "Come with me the one known as Author" it said. So I got up and followed it. Well, what am I supposed to do?! Suddenly, I realized something. Nothing was realistic. It was all...TMNT style. I looked down at my hands and started panicking in my head. 'HOLY CHALUPA HOLY CHALUPA HOLY CHALUPA' I kept screaming in my head as looked at my hands. They were sweating like crazy now. I mean, my hands pretty much always sweaty, but now my hands were soaked.

"Kraang has the one known as Author" said a Kraang. Then, I saw none other than Kraang Prime. I almost threw up again, but at the same time I almost peed myself. "Hello the one known as Author," he started, "I am Kraang Prime, but you may call me KRAAAANNNNGGG!!!" He yelled, which startled me. "You are to be a part of the experiment which is known as the experiment of mutation in the dream realm". He stopped for a second. "Let the experiment begin!!" He finished. I can't get mutated!!!! What about my family? They're gonna be worried as heck! Some Kraang came and pushed my down on a metal chair, which I had no idea was there. They strapped me in metal bars and did a thumbs up signal to a Kraang controlling a huge syringe looking thing. With mutagen inside. Why does my life always have to be on a straight path then take a sharp turn?! The syringe thing got closer and closer to my forehead. I had to hold my breath and squeeze my eyes shut because I was about to get mutated!! The syringe thing finally poked into my head with its small metal tip. It actually didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Well, it still hurt a lot, but I could bear it. Then I felt the mutagen squirt into me. Eww, it felt like a stream of water travelling through my head! And it hurt like nothing I ever felt. I legit screamed a bit. Finally, the syringe was removed from my head. The pain stopped. I was expecting to get a mega huge head, but nothing happened. Kraang Prime looked kinda confused. And so was I! "Kraang Subprime, did the experiment work for Kraang?" Kraang Prime said. "Let me just see..." I jumped and looked at a screen thing. There he was! Kraang Subprime!.... "Oh no..." he said. "Tranquilizer er'! Now!" He ordered. Immediately, a Kraang came with a normal syringe. He took my arm and jabbed me with it, making me scream. Then a couple of seconds later, I blacked out.