Me: Today I was holding a kit

Graystripe: Kit

Me: Then she jumped and I got bit

Graystripe: Bit

Me: Dang I'm really bad at rapping

Graystripe: Rapping

Me: And I don't know why I'm doing it

Graystripe: It

Me: Because I don't really like it anyway!

Graystripe: ........WORD!!!

*In and Out commercial plays*

Me: This is a true story/song. I have the wounds to prove it.