Me: Hai everyone!

Graystripe: :3

Me: WE FINALLY HAVE A COMMERCIAL CAT!!! Everyone; meet Willowheart. (AKA elizabeth4002)

Willowheart: Hai. :3

Me: And Graystripe has a special song to sing for her...

Graystripe: *Ahem*

Happy birthday to you

you belong in a zoo

you look like a monkey

and you smell like one too

Willowheart: ...

Me: I don't think it's her Birthday...