Me:how do you make a baby stop crying
Her:throw it at a wall
Me:yes but the answer is hit it with a brick

Me:how do you make a baby stop crying
Him:idk I mean killing it works
Me: true but the answer is hit it with a brick

Her:how many babies does it take to paint a wall
Me:how many
Her:depends on how hard you throw them

Me:what's big yellow and cant swim
Her: a dead duck
Me:no a bus filled with children

Me:what's the beat part about fucking twenty five year old girls
Her:they are to depressed to fight back
Me: theres 20 of them

Me:how would u get me out of a tree
Him and her:chop down the tree and hope
Me:just cut the rope its quicker
Him: no cut the branch get the rope so i can use it

me:what do u call the baby i just put in the lake
her:dead
me: no fucked
litteraly and figurativley

me:what do u think my favorite batbomb is?????
her: a toaster
me: omg u know me so wellll!!!!!!!!!!!

him:ill be back in a bit
a few minutes later
me: yaay ur done contimplating ur discision to be my boyfriend woohoo