Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet clothes all tatterd and torn
It wasn't a spider that called up inside her
It was little boy blue and his horn 

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could like jills candy
Jack was caught with a mouthful of cock
Because jills real name was randy

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna
Jill said yes lifted up her dress and then they had some fun
But silly jill forgot her pill and now they have a son