Lucifer to female best friend,  demon torturer and body guard:

I just pictured you in bed with my mom and i cant get the image out of my head
*walks away*

Lucifer to mom:

Lier lier slutty dress on fire mom

Lucifer to mom:

Alright this one you can kill *starts walking away*

*mom walks toword random guy*

Im kidding im kidding mother lets go

Female hest friend, demon torturer and body guard to lucifer:

You wat me to babysit?

Well my mom in a disturbingly hot body sit but yeah