I used a reference for this soooo...

Yeah.

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A blue haired drunk crackhead went up in the middle of the stage, snatchin the microphone.

Kurama: Dood, what are you doing?

Hakuryuu: Man, he's high.

Minamisawa: always.

-At the stage-

Tsurugi: yOw, iLl sInG yOw a sOnG!

Kishibe: but we're singing to-

Tsurugi: sHut uP!

Also Tsurugi: aaaHehem- yOu, pLay tHe pIanO fOr mEH! oR eLse iLl sTeAl yOur eAglE pLuSHies!

Matatagi: O-okay?

-Piano starts-

Tsurugi: eVerYtIme i gOe tO dInnAH sEeMs lIke iM gETtIn a bIt tHinnAer

--Insert scenario--

Fubuki: Dinner is ready! Shuuya, take a break from your work!

Gouenji: I'm playing the offline dragon game! And I'm feeling like a stuffed chicken.

Taiyou: isn't it dinosaur?

Gouenji: IT'S A DRAGON. how can it fly if it's a dinosaur?

Taiyou: but there are air dinosaurs...

Hyouga: and the dinosaur in game has no wings!

Fubuki: ...whaaaat?

Yuuichi: It's all about offline games, Mom.

Fubuki: oh... Then Shuuya! Come here and eat!

Gouenji: aLrigHt.

Fubuki: Hyouga, where's Kyousuke?

Taiyou: having mood swings in the room.

Fubuki: call your bro- oh, he's here!

Kyousuke: *comes down* Hi Mom...

-Scenario End-

Tsurugi: i'Ll sIt doWm aT dA brIkfAsT tAbLe, i cAn tAlk; wElL tHey'Re nOt aBle

Shindou: is he on drugs or something?

Kirino: I dunno. But there's nothing higher than this spanish drunkhead. *points at Kariya*

Kariya: ¡SIENTO QUE VUELO, PINK FAIRY SENPAI! (I FEEL LIKE FLYIN, PINK FAIRY SENPAI!)

Kirino: Hn... *speaks Spanish* Cállate. (Shut up.)

Shindou: *speaking French* Quel? (What?)

Tenma: *speaks Japanese* Futsū ni hanasemasen ka? (Can't you speak normally?)

Shindou, Kirino, and Kariya: *speaks English* Shut up.

Rei: *slaps all of them and speaks Tagalog* Tahimik! (Silence!)

Tsurugi: wHeN i lOoK aT tHeM i fInD, tHeRe'S a siNGle qUesTioN oN tHeiR mInD

-Scenario on-

In the table...

Hyouga: Taiyou, should we ask him?

Taiyou: Hm.. Dad, should we ask him?

Shuuya: O.o Shirou, should we ask him?

Shirou: Uhh.... Yuuichi, should we ask him?

Yuuichi: Ehh... Kyousuke, should we ask hi-

Shirou and Shuuya: Yuuichi!

Yuuichi: oh.

Kyousuke: Ask what?

Taiyou: Uhh... Psst, Hyouga. You're the one started this.

Hyouga: I only asked you!

-Scenario End-

Shindou: Seriously, what's wrong with him?

Kirino: How am I supposed to know?

Kariya: Tal vez sea algo que ver con Tenma. (Maybe it's something to do with Tenma.)

Kirino: ¿No puedes dejar de hablar español? (Can't you stop speaking Spanish?)

Kariya: Es mi idioma original Eso es lo que usamos en Ohisama En. (It's my original language. That's what we use in Ohisama En.)

Kirino: Meh, culparé a tu padre medio español. (Meh, I'll blame your half-spanish dad.)

Tsurugi: i wIsH iT coUlD gO bAcC tO dA wAe iT wAs, iTs nOt tHat eaSy bEcuzZzzZ

-Scenario on-

Yuuichi: So Hyouga, you first. You're the youngest.

Hyouga: NO, DAD FIRST!

Shuuya: Why me? Shirou, Hunny. You first.

Shirou: Taiyou, you first.

Taiyou: Whaaaa, can't we just do it all at once?

Shuuya: Agreed.

Hyouga: Okay, in the count of three..

Yuuichi: 3....

Shirou: 2....

Taiyou: 1....

Everyone except for Kyousuke: Kyousuke, are you gay?!

Kyousuke: *chokes*

-Scenario End-

Tsurugi: mY wHoLe fAmIly thInKs iM gAe, i gUesS iTs aLwAYs bEeN tHaT wAe.

Everyone: *laughs*

Hakuryuu: Did he just say his family thinks he's Gay?! Damn that's hilarious!

Kurama: Ahk- Is he serious about it?!

Minamisawa: *secretly takes a video* I'm gonna post this online! This would be the talk!

Kariya: ¡Oh Dios mío! ¿Realmente estoy escuchando estas cosas hilarantes? (Oh my Goodness! Am I really hearing this hilarious stuff!?)

(Will continue later—)