I miss this format that I've been done before, so I did it again!

•Sauce•

Ichihoshi: Thanks for this okonomiyaki Hiroto! It's very kind of you!

Hiroto: Pssh, no problem two-face.

Ichihoshi: *eats okonomiyaki with the sauce* Wha-

Hiroto: oh? You don't like it?

Ichihoshi: N-no... I like it actually.

Hiroto: Then finish.

Ichihoshi: y-yes sir!

After Ichihoshi finishes the fud...

Ichihoshi: Uh Hiroto...

Hiroto: yeah?

Ichihoshi: what happened to the white sauce? It's kinda sticky and very salty.

Hiroto: oh, it's from here. *points at his ahem- crotch(?)*

Ichihoshi: *runs away and shouts* ASUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!

Asuto: ???

Hiroto: *chases Ichihoshi* OI, THAT'S JUST A JOKE! HAIZAKI DID IT SO STICKY AND SALTY BECAUSE HE DID THE WRONG PROCEDURE AND PUT A LOT OF SALT! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

•Calling•

Kidou: *calling*

Tenma: Kidou-kantoku! What bucket should we use?

Kidou: ah, just wear it! *talking to his callmate*

Tenma: ???

Meanwhile...

Kidou: .....*done with calling* ook, ah shit- Endou, no!

Endou: *probably does nothing* whaaa

Kidou: ah sorry, force of habit. Matsukaze, no!

Tenma: huh? *foot stuck in a bucket*

Endou: what are you doing?

Tenma: Kidou-kantoku said so.

Kidou: what-*remembers* I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!

Tenma: E-eh?! But you said-

Kidou: I DIDN'T!

•Baby•

Natsumi: Hey Mamoru. *wakes Endou at 3am*

Endou: Yeah?

Natsumi: The baby is kicking.

Endou: *gaaaaaaasps* It wants to play sakka!! *tugs Natsumi* LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Natsumi: ....