(Lmao I haven't updated-)

Shirou: *exploring the internet*

Shirou: oh? What's this?

A few seconds later...

Shirou: o h?

Someoka: *bites on cookie* ? *confused munching noises* 

Shirou: o   h

Someoka: what are you—

Shirou: Someoka-kun, wErE gOinG sHoPPinG!