Goujin woke up, and saw his friends outside, swarming around Endou.

Goujin: tf is goin on?!

Gouenji: you wouldn't believe, Endou got the Irina Title!

Goujin: Irina whaaaa

Gouenji: *facepalms* I SAID, FRIKKIN IRINA TITLE! GOSH ARE YOU EVEN CLEANING YOUR EARS AFTER USING HEADPHONES!?

Goujin: that ain't necessary... My headphones isn't that bad!

Asuto: it is. It actually smells.

Hiura: hey Asuto, have you got a Irina Title?

Asuto: no, not yet.. *frowns*

Goujin: can you guys just tell me what is it!? *pulls out a gorilla* AND NOBODY GETS HURT-

Mansaku: that's a toy gorilla.

Goujin: WELL THAT'S THE POINT, I'M IMITATING REI-SAN!

Rei: HEY!

Endou: ah, Yo minna! Are we gunna start slapping some rivals?

Kazemaru: maybe not too much.

Endou: oh c'mon Kaze! I just got the Irina Title!

Ichihoshi: now i feel a bit scared...

Nosaka: why?

Ichihoshi: cuz...

Nosaka: cuz what?

(SCARED ICHIHOSHI WARNING.)

Ichihoshi: B-BECUZ YA KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN OUR CAN DO IRINA SLAP STYLE AND I UH, WAAAAA IT'S HAIZAKI AND ENDOU-SAN, AND I'VE DONE A LOT OF SINS AND MORE LYING TACTICS REEEE AND I WUNNA DIE, I WUNNA DIE, PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!

Nosaka: *sighs* ANYONE JUST FIND HIS INJECTION!

Sakanoue: I've found a lot of injection in Ichihoshi bag! Oh wait, *gaaasps* MAYBE HE DOES INJECT HIMSELF WITH ALL OF THIS AND-AND UHHH WAAAAAA AND HE'S ALREADY KILLING HIMSELF AND HE'S GUNNA SUICIDE!! PLEASE MINNA HELP HIM! WORLD'S TURNING WORSE ALREADY WHAT IF I GONE INSANE TOO-

Endou: Frick Sakanoue! *slaps Sakanoue* YOU'RE PANICKING AGAIN!

Kidou: *gaaaasp* why did chu slap himmm

Endou: it's because I can't punch him so I slapped him-

Shirou: but you have Irina Title now!!

Endou: *gaaasps* Nuuuuu! I forgot! Sakanoue I'm very sorry!

Kazemaru: now this place is now a total mess!