Hospital
This one's long, it might be a story but no. XD
Endou: Ouch, I think I'm sick....my head is aching very much... *gets close on his blanket*
Kazemaru: want me to take u to the hospital?
Endou: yes. Right now... Thanks Ichi.
At the hospital
Kazemaru opens a room door
Kazemaru: uhh.. Pardon me, The nurse says this is Dr. Gouenji's room. Hello...?
Gouenji: why hello! *turns around in a doctor suit, wearing his father's glasses* may I help you miss?
Kazemaru: uhh, I'm not a miss. And Gouenji...? What are you doing?
Gouenji: you said Dr. Gouenji, lady.
Kazemaru: I'm not a lady either and I'm referring to your father.
Gouenji: oh, *pulls out bloody knife* I'm the new doctor, missus.
Kazemaru: Argh, I'm not a missus, lady, miss, or and any type of female pronouns! I'm a male! And- wait.... Gouenji did you-
Gouenji: *smirks evily* yes?
Kazemaru: *gasps* OH NO, NO NO NO!
Endou: *in Kazemaru's arms (because Endou was being carried* *awake* wtf Kaze, are we even in the hospital? This looks like an old cremation room. It's so dark. *sleeps again*
Gouenji: yes u are my dear. THIS IS A CREMATION ROOM. Darling, the stethoscope?
Kidou: *in a nurse outfit* it's in your neck.
Kazemaru: KIDOU? U TOO?!
Kidou: *pulls out a binder (I dunno how the frick is Kidou holding that) * what's the name of the patient?
Kazemaru: you already know Endou's full name Kidou. How are you guys 'Break Trio' if u don't know each other?
Kidou and Gouenji: sorry, we don't know her miss.
Kazemaru: Argh! I SAID I'M NOT A FEMALE! HIS NAME IS ENDOU MAMORU! GOT IT?
Kidou: *writes it down* what is his sickness?
Kazemaru: Probably high fever.
Gouenji: *smirks evily* time to do it. *pulls out injection* *went up to Kazemaru's arm*
*hits it with injection*
Kazemaru: Argh! Why?! *faints*
Endou: *fell* ow... Kaze... Are we home?
Kidou: *pulls Endou in the floor, many blood are scattering on the floor because he hits his head*
Gouenji: operation time. Huehuehuehuehueh-
Endou: wha-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now Endou realizes it's just a dream.
Endou: Ouch, I think I'm sick....my head is aching very much... *gets close to his blanket*
Also Endou: WAIIIIIIIIIT
DIS HAPPENED ON MAH DREAM, AH SH*T I'M NOT GONNA TOLERATE DISSSSSSSS! *runs and got outside the room with his pillow*
To the Living room
Gouenji: *just went to a mall* I bought some glasses, what do you think?
Kidou: I think is fine, it fits you. Right?
Kazemaru: yeah, but I'm not an expert on style, but it's good. *watches TV*
Endou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANNA DIE! *sees Gouenji and Kidou* YOU TWO!
Gouenji and Kidou: wha-*got hit by a pillow*
Endou: *hits them two with a pillow* BAD BAD BAD!
Kazemaru: ENDOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE HITTING YOUR FRIENDS!
Endou: THEY ALMOST KILLED ME!
Kazemaru: no they frikkin didn't!
Endou: what do you mean! You fainted!
Kazemaru: I dont-*saw Gouenji's new glasses got broken* *gasp* Gouenji! Your glasses!
Gouenji: wha-
Endou: *stops from hitting them*
Gouenji: NOOOOOOOO! MY NEWLY BOUGHT GLASSES!
Kidou: Oh no!
Fubuki enters the room with a knife, with red icing
Fubuki: what in the world is happening?
Endou: *gaaasps* you killed Gouenji's father!
Fubuki: *gaaasps * *the knife fell* what-?
Endou: *almost hits Fubuki* BA-
Kazemaru: *slaps Endou in the head* STOP!
Endou: *chases Kazemaru with a holy pillow* YOU ARE BAD!! BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Kazemaru: AH SH*T-*runs over the sofa*
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Endou is hitting Kaze's head with a pillow
Kaze is dizzy from the hitting in the head
Gouenji is crying because of the broken glasses
Kidou is comforting crying babies who is GouFubu
Fubuki is crying because the icing is spoiled already and can't be eaten
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Hours later
Tatsuya: *opens the door* *the house is a mess* Oh mai gash, what in the world is this?
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