Ghost Hunting (with EnKaze)
This is a referenced comic-
Endou and Kazemaru are ghost hunting!
Endou: dEmoN-?
Kazemaru: stop calling it that.
Endou: dEmON! *points at random wall*
Kazemaru: stop calling-STOP TALKING TO IT!
Endou: *turns head to Kaze* No, I just wanna talk to the demons! *turns back to random wall* W-we met a pal named Gouenji Shuuya, he told us not to talk to you but I think you guys are swell!
One eternity later--
Endou: If you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on. *points at random light bulb*
--Bulb doesn't turn on--
Endou: I think this demon's a wimp!
Kazemaru: He lost his mind- *cackle*
--
Endou: Hello? Got any demons out tonight?
...
Endou: uh... Any... horny boys or- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kazemaru: horny boys?
Endou: THEY GOT HORNS-
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Kazemaru: So... This is the next stop?
Endou: yep, and before we investigate, we need to tell them that we are entering!
Kazemaru: what-
Endou: hEy gHouUuuUuLs~! tHe bOoYs aRe hEreEee-
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Kazemaru: this is the last destination, don't you ever mess up again-
Endou: If you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on.
.....
Kazemaru: hn..
Endou: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you wanna eat Kazemaru's heart-
Kazemaru: WHA-STOP PULLING ME IN YOUR SHT!
Endou: -turn that light on...
Kazemaru: *horrified windy boi noises*
Endou: our ol' pal Kazemaru Ichirouta...
Kazemaru: sToP-
Endou: WERE A PACKAGE DEAL-!
--light turns on-
Kazemaru: *crying on the inside*
Endou: *can't believe it* Look! Look Kaze! The lights are on! Demons! We got em!
Kazemaru: I hate you man-
Endou: Love you too, LET'S GO- *runs away*
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Kazemaru: This––This is literally gonna be the last.
Endou: yep yep! Demon! If you wanna uh... *thinking* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Follow Kazemaru home turn that light on-
Kazemaru: WTF MAN-
Endou: He lives in Tokyo!
Kazemaru: Are you f*ckin serious?!
Endou: You're gonna have a hard time sleeping.
Kazemaru: I'M ALONE IN MY HOUSE TONIGHT-
Endou: *cackling*
--Light turns on--
Kazemaru: F*CK-
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Fin––After that Kazemaru slept on Endou's house-
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