endou and kazemaru are driving the car ! wHat cOuLd gO wRonG?

Kazemaru and Endou: *jumping into the car*

Kazemaru: alright, here's the plan.

Endou: gotcha.

Kazemaru: you. me.

Endou: soccer freaks.

Kazemaru: soccer freaks. Two bottles of champagne, one box of ice cream.

Endou: uh oh! There's a little kid in the street !

Kazemaru: do we hit him?

Kazemaru and Endou: ABSOLUTELY.

Kazemaru: oh sheet ! Here comes the mother.

Endou: she's crying? But you know what--

Kazemaru: no coppo.

Endou: no stoppo.

Kazemaru: that's right!

Endou: now. Two of us are gonna do a business-- I get prison tattoos, and you're gonna sell illegally a box of cigarettes. Deal?

Kazemaru: deal.

Endou: deal.

Kazemaru: deal.

[I found this on tiktok and just made some differences--]