Me: *has razor blade in mouth in class*

Lillie: *is reading "BOI IN DEM PJS"*

Me: *takes blade out of mouth and tries to cut Lillie's hair, but fails*

Lillie: What are you doing?

Me: I just want your hair...(to put on a voodoo doll)

Lillie: What?

Me: I just want your damn hair.

Lillie: Fine...

Me: *Cuts her hair w/ razor and plays with her hair*

Lillie: *Finishes chapter in book*

Me: *Puts Lillie's hair in my mouth* You taste good.

Lillie: *looks* TAKE THAT OUT NOW!

Me: NO! YOUR CONDITIONER TASTES SO GOOD!

Me: *Saves hair over weekend and tapes it as a mustache when we had the class again*

Lillie: ....