So basically I and a few of my buddies were on a call at like 1 am

Darian invites me to a call with Brad and Clark

Me being me is like: Aw yeah I get to join the cursed crew

When Clark left it went off though
Cause I'm a retard

Darian was telling me what I missed while I was out sick for 3 days

He was telling me thing and I was like
"Bro, what kind of question is that?"

He just laughed and was like "That wasn't a question" and then we all bust out laughing cause I'm a sped

Then toward the end, Darian is falling asleep and is like "If I fall asleep don't hung"

Brad and I are like "If you're asleep how would you know we hung up"

Now Darian is asleep now and Brad puts his butt up to the camera and says "Am I thicc"

I said "You're like Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron"
We burst out laughing