I've been staring at this damn box for days. No clue what's inside. Uncle Freddy handed it to me like it was some great secret, but the old geezer didn't even bother to tell me how to open it. Not that I'd ever admit I need his help... but seriously, I've tried every single combination I can think of, but so far, not a single one of them has cracked it. You know, it's funny. He probably thought it'd be some kind of bonding moment, but asking me to bond is like asking me to admit I think Emma Roberts is insanely hot around the American Horror Story fandom. Not gonna happen.

But hey, I heard we got a new transfer who's been given the golden ticket to come to this home away from home mid-term.

I hope she has a horrible first impression. 

To myself, Y/N L/N.