Soooooo...the fourth chapter is here! Sorry for the delay!!!!
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Chapter 4:Wedding Plans

"No Natsu! Im not going to wear a red tuxedo at the
aisle!" Gray shouted.

"Ugh. I always knew you were a bore underwear jerk!" Natsu hollered.

Gray was about to continue the argument when Lucy said " We have prepared the list of guests!!! Dont worry Gray....its small and compact...just as you wanted" and she handed him a folded piece of paper. Gray sighed...contented that atleast Lucy did not plan to call the King and Queen of Magnolia at his wedding.

But his heart almost stopped pumping blood when the list opened and a trail of paper hit the floor.

"Holy shit!" he clutched his chest. 'You have called three fourth of Magnolia!!!!!!!"

"PROBLEM?!!" Erza towered over him, only to leave him scurrying to the corner muttering apologies.

"What shall be the wedding theme?" someone asked.

"Flouroscent green!"

"Pink!"

" Thats not manly!"

"Shut up Elfman!"

"Black!"

"Yellow!"

"Neon Orange!"

Gray flinched on hearing the suggestions and swore that he was definitely going to turn blind at the end of his wedding.Gray was about to freeze everyone to death when Juvia shouted " JUVIA WANTS FROSTY BLUE AND WHITE AND THAT IS FINAL!!!!"

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Juvia's outburst surely had an effect as Lucy immediately wrote down the theme on a piece of paper.

Gray started to say "Yeah...and we want some crystal balls --" but was sadly cut off immediately.

"Should we put some stone statues?!" Evergreen asked.

"Make it more manly!!!" Elfman declared.

"Some pretty flowers all around!!" said Lucy.

" I KNOW!!" Natsu shouted," Lets have....A GHOSTHOUSE!!"

The group huddled around a table and discussed, eagerly throwing ridiculous plans.

Gray and Juvia stood nearby, stupefied at the turn of events.

"A SWORD COMBAT!!!" Erza's voice came from the same group.

Gray groaned and buried his face in Juvia's shoulder and grumbled, " Why dont we just run away and get married, Juvia? Lets elope!!!"

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Juvia and Gray lived rather peacefully and happily together. Otherwise the wedding pressure was building up on his head. His ridiculous guild mates were planning ridiculous things, to make Gray and the wedding , an object of ridicule for the next thousand ridiculous decades.He had frequent headaches and sometimes felt like crushing Natsu to pieces(just to release his stress...no hard feelings...)

EVERY FUCKING THING IN THIS WORLD WAS RIDICULOUS!!!!

Slowly as the days passed, he infused the thoughts in his guildmate's mind that he wanted a proper elegant wedding without stone statues, and wrestling, and strawberry cake eating competition and something more manly and ghost house and flying elephants.

No, Gajeel. Gray also wouldn't allow him to be his wedding singer. He didn't the song for his and Juvia's first dance be 'shooby-doo-bop'.

Tch.

Mira was too glad to be the wedding singer. Gajeel threatened to throw a pandemonium, but Juvia entered her dark side and quietly told him through clenched teeth, "Gajeel-kun, if you dont shut up, then Juvia swears that she will pull out each and every piercing present in your body."

AND, he also wouldn't  allow Erza to do bake any cake because he was well aware that if baking was left in Erza's hands, then his wedding cake would turn out to be strawberry shortcake ( with Jellal's name on it).

Gray and Juvia were having their wedding at a botanical garden. With lush green grass and huge canopy's it would be a dreamland in winter when it snows. Gray had taken the decoration of the wedding venue in his own hands....and let it be a surprise for Juvia.

He also learnt another lesson. Never, and he means never leave the decorations in the hands of your fellow guildmates.

He got a cardiac arrest when one day he saw that the whole reception hall was turned into a graveyard with Natsu jumping " GHOSTHOUSE!!!"
Once he also saw the whole altar filled with PINK flowers....done by Lucy and Levy.

That day, no one could save Natsu from Gray's wrath.

Another time, he felt like going to the guild and killing everyone with his devil slayer magic. Erza, the Great Erza, had decided that there would be a display of her swords (God knows how many of those murderous things she had with herself). And when Erza decides something....thats done. Gray was at his wits end! How was he even alive after spending 16 years with these sorry excuses for human beings?!! But he had to make his wedding absolutely perfect,, he would not entertain Erza's swords. So he went to have a pep talk with her.

That night Gray returned home with a broken wrist, a gash on his cheek and a terrible headache. But he was victorious ; he had managed to stop Erza from her sword display. But now came the problem. Who would help him in the wedding decorations?

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One day, Gray was sitting at the table, looking at Juvia who was freaking out because of the horrific wedding dresses being shown by drunk Cana.He groaned and let his forehead bang on the table. His muffled voice came out " This is a disaster."

"What is a disaster?"

He looked up to see Alzack and Bisca siting opposite to him.

"My life. My wedding. My existence." he sasid nonchalantly"Everything is a disaster."

 "And why is that so?" Bisca asked.

"These mad people are experimenting with my wedding! My wedding is not a place for experiments!!!" Gray sasid in frustraton" And for the record, why experiment with my wedding?!! Cant they wait for their own wedding to be destroyed?!!!"

Alzack laughed and said,"We understand what you are trying to say....at least a little."

Gray realized that Alzack and Bisca had been married too...but that was when GRAY, Natsu, Lucy and the others were in Tenrou Island...for 7 years. So fortunately Alzack did not have a monster in the form of Erza during his marriage.
" Yeah man, I know but...." Gray ran his fingers through his hair and sighed," But at that time you didn't have Erza , to break 206 bones if things didn't go her way. You didn't have Natsu ready to melt every ice sculpture, nor did you have two females who were overly obsessed with pink flowers. My life his over. I don't know whom to turn to."

Bisca told him," Why don't you ask Lyon? I'm sure he would help you. And this winter wedding thing with ice sculptures will go on with him perfectly. He's an accomplished ice mage."

Gray snorted and said, " Yeah, and then see that instead of 'Gray weds Juvia ', its written 'Lyon weds Juvia'. Thanks, but no thanks."

" Oh Gray, I'm sure he won't do that. He'll be too happy to help."

" And you can always freeze a bone or two if he tries something mental." Alzack said, " Because everyone in the guild will turn your wedding into a circus. Lamia Scale has better tastes than Fairy Tail. And Lyon grew up with you..he knows your likes and dislikes. "

" Think over it." Bisca said, getting up and planting a chaste kiss on Gray's cheek." And don't dare try to think that your wedding will be damned. It's gonna be amazing. Just wait and watch."

It has to be amazing for juvia, Gray thought .

Maybe he should ask Lyon.
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