(The title LITERALLY sounds like condiments guys.)

Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. "SLL CATS GATER" she sadi. They cats gatehred. (Were they cowering in their dens?) "I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" (StarClan turned a clam?!) she said. The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite. (Yes quite living under this Mary Sue)

"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." (No.That's what the warrior and medicine cat code was invented for T_T) She said. They loked at the roxk.

"1. thou shat not belive in other goIncesters (Golancestors?)

2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. (Cats don't have phones,drawing kits,etc.) If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits. (DON'T KIT THE GRANDKITS!!!)

4. don't say Starcclan in vane. (Nobody will care about that one)

5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1. (WHAT?!WHO PUT THAT THERE!?!?!)

6. Repsect our mom and dad. (I can live with that one)

7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e (WHAT?!Does NOBODY care about the warrior code anymore?!Not even insane Hollyleaf?!It says you don't even NEED to kill to win battles!!In fact killing would get you into StarClan if you mean it and don't show regret! *coughcough*ASHFUR*coughcough*)

8. don't br unfateful to our mat. (Our mat?OK)

9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland. (So don't turn anything into steel?Got it)

10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh. (OK)

10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh. (Wait...wasn't there already a #10?!)

11. No BENG GAY!f (Just.No.I can't even begin with this one.Everyone should have their own right to be gay,lesbian,etc. or not.You can't control their life decisions,you stinking pot of crappy Mary Sue!Also,this applies to MALES.Gay applies to males.So that means everyone else is free.Sorry boys. :c)

The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. (Dayspow?) "ive ben a sinner. (They're Christian/Catholic now) Ill do better next time!" Al the cats agred. StarPaw (downgrade) was happy! Teh were aon the write pat! (The written path) If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong! (Ashfur and many other cats that had followed StarClan would like to disagree)

But suddenly she saw somesting! It was..... REdpaw (Isn't Redpaw dead?!) and LakePaool (upgrade also LAKEPAW IS DEAD!) KISSING (TECHNICALLY those 10 condiments never said anything about being lesbian,transgender,etc.)