Black cat:*has Peter in a choke hold*

What would mom do in this situation....*begins to think*

Duh...*lits mask to nose and bites Black cat's arm*

Black Cat:*yelps and lets go of him*ITS NOT NICE TO BI-

*pulls down mask and webs Black cat's mouth* yeah yeah hellno kitty!! Its not nice to choke hold people!!*sweepkicks Black car off of her feet* Really no manners at all Felicia!

Black Cat:*takes off the webbing and charges at Peter*I HATE YOU!!

*dodges*Aww,but i'm so cuddly! Also i have a charming personality

Black Cat:*growls and tries to use her claws on Peter*DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!!

Sorry,but my personality doesn't let me stop talking!*webs Black Cat's legs*

Black Cat:*growls*I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE!!!

*uses Sting touch to paralyze Black cat*Naw...take a cat nap instead

Black Cat:*growls in pain as she becomes paralyzed*Damn you....

The paralyzes usually last for an hour. Enough time for the cops to come and aresset you

Black Cat:I WILL KILL YOU PET-

*webs Black cat's mouth*Sshhh! Keep it down. I wear a mask for a reason. So no one can know who i am

Black cat:*growls behind the webbing*

*smirks* aww kitty cat mad? Eh this is why you can never get a guy Felicia*webs swings away as the cops arrive and arrest Black Cat* It pays off to be the son of black widow. I should really thank mom for teaching me to bite people.

-Parker Romanoff Signing off