*walking down the street with Perry as the two got kicked out of a store*  Perry when we get home your going in a timeout

Perry:Its not my fault that the owner snuck up on me

You were hacking into the security system

Perry:Still not my fault

*rolls eyes and sees a girl with red hair walk towards them as eyes widen*

*sarcastic*Oh great....Mj is in town...

Perry:*looks at the girl*the red head who cheated on you long ago?

*nods as Mj walked towards him*

Mj:Petey!

-_- Mj...

Mj:*smirks*I haven't seen you in months

*mummbles*wish it was never....

Mj:*looks at Perry*Who's the kid? He's too adorable*pinches his cheeks*

Perry:*glares at Mj*Who The f*** are you calling adorable!?

Mj: 0.0 Language!

Perry: F*** your language tramp!

*snickers*

Mj:Petey....he's being mean to me! Make him stop

Hmm I thinking no.

Mj:Please for me luv. I know you still love me

....*burst out laughing*

Perry:*watches interested*

Mj: -_-

*keeps laughing*Oh your serious.....i thought that was joke

Mj:It's  not Romanoff! I know you still love me!

*raises finger in the air*oh i sense a hint of bull $#** in your voice cause if memory serves me right you cheated on me with Harry

Mj:It was a mistake!

Hold up cheater. I'm not finished talking. You also accused me of cheating on you when clearly I didn't. Also you said you didn't want to be with a hero.

Mj:But that was along time ago! I was blinded. I thought you being apart of silly old hero team was lame,but look at you now Mr.Avenger*winks at Peter*

*rolls eyes*girl get that fake eye lash out of my face with your fake a$$ red hair you dye every day

Mj:*glares at Peter*Zip it you freak!

*raises hand*hold up I'm not finished. You have to make people feel like $#** and when in reality your a big piece of trash who has no sense of empathy at all for the people. So take your pig face and get out of my face*gives a smug smirk*

Mj:*cruses and walks away angrily*

Perry:*Looks at Peter*I suddenly have new found respect for you

What it is true. My ex was not a nice person. Plus I'm already with Gwen and love her with all my heart

Perry:I know

*smirks and walks away with Perry*

-Parker Romanoff Signing off