Perry:Romanoff

Yeah

Perry:I'm ready for Santa

*smiles a bit*Oh really?

Perry:Yes...I have prepared milk and cookies for his arrival

*smiles*Well look at you being a normal five year old

Perry:I'm not finished talking*pulls put a shotgun*I also have hot lead ready to fire at him

0.0 WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT!?!

Perry:From your mother's weapons closet

0_0 *takes the shot gun away from Perry*No shooting Santa!

Perry:*scuffs and crosses arms*Fine....i'll stab him then*holds up a dagger*

Spider Verse help with this child....

Perry:*sits in front of the chimney with a dagger in his hand*

-Parker Romanoff Signing off